James Blunt

James Blunt mag dan een wat tamme nieuwe plaat hebben uitgebracht, op Twitter is hij nog altijd bijzonder scherp. James Blunt blijkt er bijzonder veel genoegen in te scheppen te reageren op zijn haters via het populaire sociale medium getuige onderstaande tweets. Als James Blunt de volgende keer nou eens met deze scherpte de studio ingaat. Dan zullen het aantal haters rap afnemen en houdt hij meer tijd over voor zijn songwriting.

And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013

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Thanks for asking. RT @GenCassista: Does anyone still care about James Blunt? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 23, 2013

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Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013

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Nope, you’re on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013

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Your god can’t hear you. He’s listening to track 3. RT @HollieShand: Oh god…who let James Blunt release another album?!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 10, 2013

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Viagra and coffee mostly. RT @paigefergg: Bloody hell why is James Blunt still going — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013

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Useful feedback. I’ll pass this onto my marketing team. RT @va_va_vati: I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I’m menstruating — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 7, 2013

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Be my guest. RT @Raghallaigh: @JamesBlunt Holy cunting christ your music makes me want to cave my own skull in with a hammer!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 5, 2013

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What would you like to be doing right now? RT @CameronHood95: Fucking James blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 2, 2013

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That’s Captain Bell-End to you, Hinchy. RT @dmhinchy: James Blunt is a major bell end — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 28, 2013

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And how’s your modelling career going? RT @_tusekile: James blunt is one ugly mother fucker — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 22, 2013

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Glad you’re not my dentist. RT @AlastairBroon: Every time that James Blunt opens his mouth I’d like to punch him in it

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 18, 2013

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Try singing it. RT @AltySi: I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 11, 2013

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Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013

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I’m guessing you’re a philosopher. RT @ChrisPaJones: Why does James Blunt have a new album and why would people want that? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 28, 2013

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Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt… repeatedly… I dont know why

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 24, 2013

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Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 22, 2013

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Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt’s got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013

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Good sense of perspective there. RT @RobMakin: James Blunt’s back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that’s happened in my life. — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 19, 2013

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Damn thing’s always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013

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My mum’s in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013

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I’m sorry, but you’ll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013

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This one goes to eleven… RT @Hsimmson: Out of 10 how gay is it that I like James Blunt’s new song? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 26, 2013

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I love that you’re not ashamed to admit you have both. RT @EugeneBarnardo: I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 20, 2013

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JamesMLVC smells a little bit of wee #notsoobviousrhyme RT @Jamesmlvc: James Blunt is a pathetic cunt #obviousrhymes

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 13, 2013

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Like Yoda you speak. RT @vivadasilvas: James Blunt. What a twat he is.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 6, 2013

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You obviously went to one of those schools where everyone got a prize. @ewanhendrie: I try to hate James blunt but I can’t

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 20, 2013

 

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I preferred “2 girls, 1 cup”, but whatever you’re into. RT @joe__crown: 2 bullets, one gun, James Blunt and Noel Edmunds.. Without doubt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 16, 2013

 

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Only I was drunk at the time. RT @tianpogiaf: People who think you’re beautiful – 1. Your parents 2. James Blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 16, 2013

 

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I did, but you’ll NEVER guess what happened on the third day!? RT @gravedads: I thought James Blunt died

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 14, 2013